Cornelius Fudge: Now write your name only.
Dumbledore: It's quite a long name.

[Ronny is on the trees trying to take pictures of Geneva]
[Phone rings with Nick calling]
Nick: Hi Ronny, where are you.
Ronny: I am doing all kinds of different kinds of different things.

Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.

Officer Michaels

When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.

Jamal Malik

Hey, hey, Terminal Entertainment? This is a crime scene, all right?

Detective Wallace

[Han Sing starts attacking the gang] The hell what Mac said, somebody kill that son of a bitch!


I can't stand it. I can't stand it any more.


Cassandra: Wait, let me show you what I got at a garage sale.
Wayne: What'cha got?
Cassandra: Isn't that great? You've heard it?
Wayne: Exqueese me? Have I seen this one before? "Frampton Comes Alive"? Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide".
Cassandra: Look at this old one. Gerry and the Pacemakers.
Wayne: Wow. That is old. You know, I bet those guys actually have pacemakers by now.

I am the only free man on this train! And the rest of you are CATTLE!

Kostoyed Amourski

I think you're shagedelic baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!

Austin Powers

Frodo: What do you want?
Aragorn: A little more caution from you, that is no trinket you carry.
Frodo: I carry nothing.
Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

One day, somebody's got to make a stand. One day, somebody's got to say enough...
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