Luke: How far away is Yoda?
Yoda: Not far. Yoda not far. Soon you will be with him.

Kid: You are really Santa, right?
Willie: No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: [Randy brings Frank a glass of whiskey] Thank you Randy. You still with Snowqueen Sugar?
Randy: Snowflake. How come you always get that wrong?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Because it's not important for me to get it right.

You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.

Marge Gunderson

The light was yellow, sir.

Elwood

Lee: Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.
James Carter: I am a tourist, fool!

The Force is strong with this one.

Darth Vader

Matty Banks: Can I put Cameron back on the list if he promises not to eat?
George: You know, that's not a bad idea. Who else can we ask not to eat? My parents and your mother.
Annie: Why don't we just charge people? That way we can make money on the wedding?

(Expletive), Glee!

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Our target is a British national - Simon Ross, a reporter. I want all his phones, his BlackBerry, his apartment, his car, bank accounts, credit cards, travel patterns - I want to know what he's going to think before he does. Every dirty little secret he has, and most of all we want the name and real-time location of his source. This is NSA priority level 4. Any questions?

Noah Vosen

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

Darth Vader: A small rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor.
The Emperor: Yes, I know.
Darth Vader: My son is with them.
The Emperor: Are you sure?
Darth Vader: I have felt him, my master.

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