No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing, because if I am... you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.


Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. [silence] So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Bill Lumbergh

Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.


Robin: [checking out the Batmobile] I want a car, chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

Ms. Darbus: This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns.
Jack Bolton: Baskets. uh They shoot baskets.

[to Fabrizio] We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world, you know that?


We are only here briefly, and in this moment I want to allow myself joy.


Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!


What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.


Detective Greenly: What if it was one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?

Harry: Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?
[Stops in front of a group of girls, hesitates, then continues walking]
Ron: Blimey, Harry. You've slayed dragons. If you can't get a date, who can?
Harry: I think I'd take the dragon now.

Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?

Peter Klaven

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