Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...

Steve Barker

Leave me alone!

Jon Osterman

Lou: Hey, Gil, our boys finally gonna win one game?
Gil: Way to be supportive, Lou.

White Goodman: [about Average Joe's] Oh, really, you like it over there with those freaks in Losertown?
Kate Veatch: Freaks? They're not freaks, they're people just like you and me.
White Goodman: People, haha, people just like you and me! That is what I love about you Kate! You've got a *personality*!

Tony Stark: [The strawberry vendor hands strawberries to Tony who's in his car] I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.
Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man?
Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes.

Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

Han Solo: Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that.
Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?

Marianne, can you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast. I meant something less mournful dearest.

Elinor Dashwood

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.
Edward Cullen: You really shouldn't have said that.

Professor Charles Xavier: We have it in us to be the better men.
Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto: We already are.

Sugar: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
Joe: Where did he conduct?
Sugar: On the Baltimore and Ohio.

Pain can be controlled - you just disconnect it.

Kyle Reese

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