...blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't?

Lt. Frank Drebin

Phil Parma: Do you know that every other word you use is either 'shit', 'fuck', 'balls' or 'cocksucker'?
Earl Partridge: Could you do me a personal favor?
Phil Parma: Go fuck myself?
Earl Partridge: You got it.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.


My mind's not right.

Mike Winchell

Am I really dying?


Ana Pascal: [to cast-covered Harold] So what happened?
Harold Crick: I stepped in front of a bus.
Ana Pascal: What? Why?
Harold Crick: There was a boy I had to pull out of the way?
Ana Pascal: What?
Harold Crick: There was this boy, I had to...
Ana Pascal: You stepped in front of a bus to save a boy?
Harold Crick: I had to. I didn't have a choice.

They see only what they want to see.

Cole Sear

What, are you gonna give me some advice? Just say no? Well, forget it! How the fuck are you gonna save me from my life, huh?

Emilio Ramirez

Please don't say anything important 'til I come back.


Priest Vito Cornelius: Because it is evil, absolutely evil.
President Lindberg: One more reason to shoot first.
Priest Vito Cornelius: Evil begets evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger.

Rollergirl: Amber, are you my mom? I'm gonna ask you... okay? And you say yes, okay? Amber, are you my mom?
Amber Waves: Yes, sweetie.

[while waiting on a very tardy psychic] You would he'd be able to predict that the traffic is going to be bad.


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