Turk Malloy: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.
Virgil Malloy: We got a bag man.
Turk Malloy: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
Virgil Malloy: I have feelings.
Turk Malloy: No, you don't.
Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.Grim Reaper
Boss Paul: That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? Luke: I don't know, Boss. Boss Paul: You better get in there and get it out, boy.
President Snow: You fought very hard in the Games, Miss Everdeen. But they were games. Would you like to be in a real war? Imagine thousands of your people, dead. Your loved ones, gone.
Katniss Everdeen: What do I need to do?
You're a fine doctor, Clipton, but you've a lot to learn about the army.Colonel Nicholson
[narrating] I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.Flint Lockwood
Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.Vance Wilder, Sr.
Kermit: And not one single person noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?
Fozzie Bear: It sounds worse than it was...
Walter: No, it's as bad as it sounds.
[stands tall with a hand over his heart] Mayor Goldie Wilson. Like the sound of that.Goldie Wilson
Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that!
You're trying to defend your family, that's admirable. I'm trying to defend the nation from alien war.Harold Attinger
Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.Tony