Turk Malloy: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.
Virgil Malloy: We got a bag man.
Turk Malloy: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
Virgil Malloy: I have feelings.
Turk Malloy: No, you don't.

Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.

Grim Reaper

Boss Paul: That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? Luke: I don't know, Boss. Boss Paul: You better get in there and get it out, boy.

President Snow: You fought very hard in the Games, Miss Everdeen. But they were games. Would you like to be in a real war? Imagine thousands of your people, dead. Your loved ones, gone.
Katniss Everdeen: What do I need to do?

You're a fine doctor, Clipton, but you've a lot to learn about the army.

Colonel Nicholson

[narrating] I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Flint Lockwood

Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.

Vance Wilder, Sr.

Kermit: And not one single person noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?
Fozzie Bear: It sounds worse than it was...
Walter: No, it's as bad as it sounds.

[stands tall with a hand over his heart] Mayor Goldie Wilson. Like the sound of that.

Goldie Wilson

Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that!

You're trying to defend your family, that's admirable. I'm trying to defend the nation from alien war.

Harold Attinger

Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.


FREE Movie Newsletter