Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I'm in love with this man, but he doesn't know that, 'cause I never told him, 'cause he could never love anybody since he lost his hand and his girl.Chrissy
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.
We got a bleeder!Paramedic
Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish Convent, anyway?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
When it comes to grief, the normal rules of wealth do not apply. Because grief transcends value. A man would give entire nations to lift grief off his heart and yet, you cannot buy anything with grief, because grief is worthless.Jefe
Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?Shelley
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.Oogway
You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.Mike McDermott
You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!Paulette
Dale: "Your ad said you do wet work?"
Not the Hit Man: "I urinate on other men for money. Why else do you think my ad was in a 'Men Seeking Men' section."
(argument breaks out between Nick, Dale and Kurt)
Dale: "We are men, looking for a man!"