Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

You're a sucker to go through with this. That guy Warne is OK. He didn't want the reward. All he asked for was $39.60, what he spent on you. Said it was a matter of principle. You took him for a ride. He loves you, Ellie. He told me so. You don't want to be married to a mug like Westley; I can buy him off for a pot of gold. And you can make an old man happy and you won't do so bad for yourself. If you change your mind, your car's waiting at the back gate.

Alexander Andrews

Frankie Dunn: I swear to God, Father, it's committing a sin by doing it. By keeping her alive, I'm killing her. Do you know what I mean? How do I get around that?
Father Horvak: You don't. You step aside, Frankie. You leave her with God.
Frankie Dunn: She's not asking for God's help. She's asking for mine.

Evey Hammond: I don't want you to die.
V: That's the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me.

Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.
Erica: It's just... soap.

[to Beamen] You're very, very young... and your very, very stupid.

Tony D'Amato

'Cause being a nazi's just not cool anymore, baby.

Dan

I said I wanted four minute eggs. Not four one minutes eggs, and where in GOD'S NAME is our bread?

Marguerite

Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.

Football Announcer

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

Tom

Assimilate this!

Lt. Commander Worf

Joe Adams: [showing Ray and his wife their new mansion in L.A.] This foyer is designed to impress anybody who walks in the door. There's a big winding staircase, just like "Gone With The Wind."
Ray Charles: [to his wife] We should get our portraits painted, like Rhett and Scarlett.

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