Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!General "Buck" Turgidson
Etta Place: Do you know what you're doing?
Butch Cassidy: Theoretically.
Don't be thick in front of me, Al.Plainview
Deborah Byrnes: No. We are not gonna postpone the rehearsal for some stupid cat.
Jack Byrnes: Stupid cat? How can you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
[looking around the house]
Jack Byrnes: Denny. DENNY?
Denny Byrnes: Right here, dad.
Jack Byrnes: Okay, you're subbing for the cat today.
Denny Byrnes: Oh no, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head.
Jack Byrnes: Oh yes you damn well will!
Indiana: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
Today's my cat's birthday.Red
Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!Shaun
Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.Michael
Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!Jeremy Grey
Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!Courtney
Does that make you HORNY, baby?Austin Powers