Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

General "Buck" Turgidson

Etta Place: Do you know what you're doing?
Butch Cassidy: Theoretically.

Don't be thick in front of me, Al.

Plainview

Deborah Byrnes: No. We are not gonna postpone the rehearsal for some stupid cat.
Jack Byrnes: Stupid cat? How can you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
[looking around the house]
Jack Byrnes: Denny. DENNY?
Denny Byrnes: Right here, dad.
Jack Byrnes: Okay, you're subbing for the cat today.
Denny Byrnes: Oh no, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head.
Jack Byrnes: Oh yes you damn well will!

Indiana: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

Today's my cat's birthday.

Red

Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

Shaun

Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.

Michael

Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.

Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!

Jeremy Grey

Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!

Courtney

Does that make you HORNY, baby?

Austin Powers

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