Karate Guy in Porno: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now for your final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.

Oooo, he got da key!

Jenny Kido

Governor Tarkin: Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion.
Darth Vader: What do you mean?
Governor Tarkin: I think it is time we'd demonstrated the full power of this station. Set course for Alderaan.

If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm *right*, and we *can* stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

Dr. Peter Venkman

Petroleum... I should stick a well down here and retire.

Indiana Jones

Pins and needles!

Pigman

Poetry don't work on whores.

Dick Liddil

[possessed by Zuul] Take me now, subcreature.

Dana Barrett

Christopher Gardner: Probably means there's a good chance. Possibly means we might or we might not.
Christopher: Okay.
Christopher Gardner: So, what does probably mean?
Christopher: It means we have a good chance.
Christopher Gardner: And what does possibly mean?
Christopher: I know what it means! It means we're not going to the game.

Jess: Oh my god! It's my husband.
Nicky: Whoa!
Jared: Give me one reason why I shouldn't do it.
Nicky: I'm drawing a blank.
Jared: What?
Jess: He's onto us.
Nicky: First of all, you've gotta wait until she gets my pants off and then you gotta give me a chance to run. That's how you get the money. Never drop the con. Die with the lie.
Jess: Then why'd you come up here?
Nicky: Professional curiosity and I like boobs. I figured it was a win-win.

Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Minion: What?
Megamind: [sarcastic] You look fantastic.

Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.

William H. Bonney

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