Newsreel Announcer: Movietown News presents, "Spotlight on Adventure." What you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity: a lost world in South America. Lurking in the shadow of majestic Paradise Falls, it sports plants and animals undiscovered by science. Who would dare set foot on this inhospitable summit? Why, our subject today, Charles Muntz!

I don't see anything about heaven or hell. This book reads like stereo instructions.

Adam

Pinbacker: I am Pinbacker, Commander of the Icarus One. We have abandoned our mission. Our star is dying. All our science. All our hopes, our... our dreams, are foolish! In the face of this, we are dust, nothing more. Unto this dust, we return. When he chooses for us to die, it is not our place to challenge God.
Mace: Okay, that make sense to anyone?

Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.

That's right, keep steppin'. I'll hit an old man in public!

Alan Garner

Please don't touch my ruffles. Put that one back.

Gary

A thousand souls to burn. Look into my eyes, your souls are stained by the blood of the innocent. Feel their pain.

Ghost Rider

He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.

Mary Jane

I sing about what I see.

Billy Quinn

Doctor: What makes you so sure the baby is a male?
Capitán Vidal: Don't fuck with me.

[taking time to thoroughly taste the earthworm he has just eaten] Subtle... Zesty? Disgusting.

Roux

Yo asshole! This motha' fucka's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse shit jumpin' off here!

Kirk Lazarus

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