Missy: See, I'm a hardcore gymnast. No way jumping up and down yelling "Go Team Go!" is gonna satisfy me.
Torrance Shipman: We're gymnasts too... except no beams, no bars, no vault.

Tiffany: You know, for a while, I thought you were the best thing that ever happened to me. But now I'm starting to think you're the worst.
Pat: Of course you do. Come on, let's go dance.

Jewel: Do you think you can help us get this thing off [pointing to the chain on their legs]
Rafael: Lucky for you. You know Rafeal and Rafeal knows everyone.

What? I've got a wiping problem. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! I get no stains in my undies. What you don't believe me? Check this shit out. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets!

Jay

Veronica Sawyer: All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
Veronica's Dad: I don't patronize bunny rabbits.

l came to teach boys, and you became men.

Coach Ken Carter

John Blake: You made some mistakes, Miss Kyle.
Selina Kyle: A girl's gotta eat.
John Blake: Well, you got quite an appetite.

Second base... shit.

Jake Taylor

You guys have never seen a truck like this before!

Cade Yeager

Supreme Chancellor: Kill him now.
Anakin Skywalker: I shouldn't...
Supreme Chancellor: Do it.

Alec Trevelyan: James... what an unpleasant surprise.
James Bond: We aim to please.

I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.

Banky Edwards

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