After hearing gunshots "Yeah that's one weird sounding bazooka"

Frank D'Amico

Frankly, we're a little mimed out.

Reese Feldman

[to Sonja] We are no better than the beasts at our door.

Viktor

Officer Keeney: You don't look so good ma'am.
Meg: And you, Officer Keeney, don't look so hot yourself.

I will not die a monster.

Dr. Otto Octavius

Peter's mom: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancee.
Peter's dad: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!

Home again, home again, jiggidy-jig! Gooood Evening, J.F!

Bear, Kaiser

Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore.

That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!

Lando Calrissian

I'm adamant. I will not have an officer from my battalion working as a coolie.

Colonel Nicholson

Corporal Upham: Uh, Caparzo, right?
Private Caparzo: Hey Corporal, drop dead! And another thing, whenever you salute the Captain you make him an open target for the Germans so don't do it, especially when I'm standing near him!

Nightcrawler: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice.
Mystique: [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice.
Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.

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