Les: You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg.
Torrance Shipman: When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground.
Les: Kasey did a massive e-mail last night, misspelled "leg".
Torrance Shipman: Shut up!
Les: Two G's.

I confess that I have no desire to confess.

Walt Kowalski

Dr. Ian Malcolm: You sent my girlfriend to this island alone?
John Hammond: Sent is hardly the word. She couldn't be restrained.

Haven't you ever wondered why the crime rate is so low? But the accident rate is so high?

Nicholas Angel

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wake up! Let's go! I got me a runt to kill!
Buford's Gang Member #1: It's still early, boss. What's your hurry?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I'm hungry.

Our way... or the highway.

Switch

Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit card?
Donnie Azoff: A rich one.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Wooderson

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher

Fight back you, coward!

Harry Potter

In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.

Master Roshi

Kumar: Those kids put something in here.
Harold: Is it drugs? Is it semen?
Kumar: Doesn't taste like semen...

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