People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.Melvin Udall
People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.J.D.
Perfect. Fuck. Ok stay here and get... butt fucked by 12 Neanderthals. BitchDr. Harvey Mandrake
[half time speech] Perfection is being able to look your friends in the eye and know you did everything you could not to let them down.Coach Gary Gaines
Coach Boone: Petey, how many feet are in a mile? How many feet are in a mile?
Petey Jones: [mumbles incoherently]
Coach Boone: 5,280 feet! You pick this ball up and run every one of 'em! You're killing me, Petey! You're killing me!
Danny: Pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie: Fuck you, Miss Daisy.
Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?
Blanche DuBois: Please don't get up.
Stanley Kowalski: Nobody's going to get up, so don't get worried.
Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.Yoda
Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.William H. Bonney
Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it.William H. Bonney
Remember your training, and you will make it out alive!Lieutenant Willy