Gingerbread Man: All right. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man.

[to a street vendor] No thank you ma'am, I'm a vegetarian.

Marcus Brody

[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

Dan: That's some song you got there. I promise you it could be a big hit. Plus you're beautiful.
Gretta: I'm sorry, what's beauty got to do with anything?
Dan: Jesus, you're tricky, aren't you?

Shellie: If you're gonna slug me, just go ahead and get it over with, you sick bastard.
Jack Rafferty: There you go, lying about me again in front of my friends. I have never hit a woman in my life.
[Jackie-Boy hits Shellie in the face]

Every night, thousands of these parasites stream across the border like some fuckin' pinata exploded.

Derek Vinyard

You want the story? Let me spin it for you quick.

Lt. Muldoon

Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?
Kathryn: I know this will sound corny, but, whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.

But you're sayin'... what are ya sayin'?

Stan Grossman

He may have my soul, but he doesn't have my spirit.

Johnny Blaze

William Brandt: [Brandt and Luther are searching for Ethan and Benji in Morocco in a four-wheels car] You said you could find Ethan and Benji.
Luther Stickell: I said I could LOCATE them, you have to find them.
William Brandt: How are we gonna find them here?
William Brandt: Found them.
William Brandt: Aw, c'mon! It's a high-speed chase and you just had to bring a four-wheels to it!
Luther Stickell: You bought the car!
William Brandt: You just had to have it!
William Brandt: Look at it! Look at how slow we are!

J.D. Sheldrake: Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?
C.C. Baxter: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.

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