There have been many a brave soldier come to taste my husband's mead.


Gandalf: For sixty years, the Ring lay quiet in Bilbo's keeping, prolonging his life, delaying old age. But no longer, Frodo. Evil is stirring in Mordor. The Ring has awoken. It's heard its Master's call.
Frodo: But he was destroyed. Sauron was destroyed.
Gandalf: No, Frodo. The spirit of Sauron endured. His life force is bound to the Ring and the Ring survived. Sauron has returned. His Orcs have multiplied. His fortress of Barad-Dur is rebuilt in the land of Mordor. Sauron needs only this Ring to cover all the lands with a second darkness. He is seeking it, seeking it, all his thought is bent on it. The Ring yearns to go home, to return to the hand of its Master. They are one, the Ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it.

I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great.

Gwen Stacy

Stop looking at me. I don't like people looking at me like that.

Cole Sear

Exorcism is alive and well in the present age. People think of it as being a scourge of the Middle Ages that somehow went away and was cured by science, but the fact of the matter is it's never gone away. Exorcism today is bigger than it's ever been.

Cotton Marcus

[about to be kissed] Uh, I heard this rumor... alcohol impairs your judgment.

Carter Duryea

Henry: How old are you? In real time?
Will: 28.
Henry: I'm 105. Does it show? The day comes when you've had enough. Your mind can be spent even if your body's not.
Will: That's your problem? You've been alive too long? Have you ever known anyone who's died?
Henry: For a few to be immortal, many must die.
Will: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Henry: You really don't know, do you? Everyone can't live forever, where would we put them? Why do you think there are time zones? Why to you think taxes and prices go up the same day in the ghetto? The cost of living keeps rising to make sure people keep dying. How else could there be men with a million years almost from day to day? The truth is, there's more than enough. No one has to die before their time. If you had as much time as I have, what would you do with it?
Will: If I had all that time, I sure as hell wouldn't waste it.

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: It feels out there. I mean, it's a major rush. I mean, it feels radical in kind of a tubular sort of way, but most of all, it feels out there.
Crash Davis: [watching Ebby] Hopeless. This is utterly fucking hopeless.

Christopher Pike: This is Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?
Nero: Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero.

I can hear it now. He's going to be called the god-damned phonebook killer.

Lieutenant Traxler

We all end up dead, the question is how and why.

William Wallace

Edward Lewis: I think we both know she's not my niece.
Barney: Of course.
Edward Lewis: And the reason I know that is that I'm an only child.

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