Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted.

Billy Ray Valentine

I'd like to say a few words about commitment. About honor. About responsibility. About a very special someone and admitting to her... [hits Virgil] Get up. Pull the chair out. ...admitting her in front of everybody that her wedding... and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center... will have to be postponed.

Terry Benedict

[upon viewing the sacred tree for the first time] I should take some samples.

Dr. Grace Augustine

Ramón: You know, chica chica, boom boom.
Mumble: You are not interested in chicas?
Ramón: You kdiding? Without us the chicas got no boom

Your zing will come, cherish it my love, love mommy.

Martha

Palpatine: Master Jedi, may I suggest the Senator be placed under the protection of your graces.
Sen. Bail Organa: You really think that is a wise decision during these stressful times?
Padme: Chancellor, if I may comment, I do not believe...
Palpatine: The situation is that serious? Oh, but I do, Senator. I realize all too well that additional security might be disruptive for you, but... perhaps someone you're familiar with. An old friend, like... Master Kenobi.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even *I'm* eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka

Evelyn: Have you got any bright ideas?
Rick: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Evelyn: You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after.

Viola De Lesseps: Master Shakespeare?
William Shakespeare: The same, alas.
Viola De Lesseps: Oh, but why "alas"?
William Shakespeare: A lowly player.
Viola De Lesseps: Alas indeed, for I thought you the highest poet of my esteem and writer of plays that capture my heart.
William Shakespeare: Oh - I am him too!

Rosebud...

Charles Foster Kane

Ward Abbott: Can you really bring him in?
Conklin: I think we're past that, don't you? What, do you have a better idea?
Ward Abbott: Well, so far, you've given me nothing but a trail of collateral damage from Zurich to Paris. I don't think I could do much worse.
Conklin: Well why don't you go upstairs and book a conference room. Maybe you can talk him to death.

Rita: Where is your father?
Willy Harrison: Where do you think?

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