I swear to God this has got be a joke.


I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear.

Ad'har Ru'afo

Where would we be without our painful childhoods?

Dr. Finch

This part of my life is called "internship."

Christopher Gardner

Beaver #1: What you get for lunch?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade?

Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?

Edna Turnblad: Look at your hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel.
Penny Pingleton: But Miss Edna. Tracy's "flamboyant flip" is all the rage. Even Mrs. Kennedy, our First Lady, rats her hair.
Edna Turnblad: But Tracy's no First Lady is she? No siree. She is a... hairhopper.

I still sometimes dream that I'm the mother of your children. I wanted her to die.


Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Mountain!
Miriam Linky: [makes a face]
Zack Brown: Too soon?

Rosemary Woodhouse: What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!
Roman Castevet: He has his father's eyes.
Rosemary Woodhouse: What do you mean? Guy's eyes are normal!

Dory: Cooome baaaaack.
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him.
Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin: Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach.
Dory: Maybe I should try humpback.
Marlin: No, don't try humpback.
Dory: Woooooo! Woooooo!
Marlin: Okay, now you really do sound sick.
Dory: Maybe louder. Rah! Rah!
Marlin: Don't do that!
Dory: Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?
Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!

I think that... that Cancers make the best lovers.


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