Todd: You know, what I remember is ME having to drive YOU home from the beach that time, because you were too drunk!
Donny: Somebody else's dad would have had another guy drive home!
Todd: I was eight!
Donny: And you drove like a fucking champ too.

No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels.

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady?
Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.

And it was decreed that each year, the 12 districts of Panem should offer up a tribute of one young man and woman between the ages of 12 and 18 to be trained in the art of survival and to be prepared to fight to the death.

President Snow

Ew, somebody grab him.

Willy Wonka

I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

Slinky Dog

The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab.

Charlie's Angel #4

Rocky Balboa: It ain't over 'till it's over.
Mason 'The Line' Dixon: What's that from? The 80's?
Rocky Balboa: That's probably the 70's.

I created Death Race six years ago. I now have as many viewers as the Super Bowl. Drivers are convicts and the rules are simple...there are no rules. Win and get your freedom or die trying.

Hennessey

This was the moment I'd been dreading for the past six months. Well, actually for the past 22 years.

George

Willy Wonka: You can't have your family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

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