I'm a virgin. I always have been.

Andy Stitzer

You're missin' your daughter's levitation.

Peter "Weps" Ince

Dirk: Jack, I was thinking about my name, y'know?
Jack Horner: Yeah?
Dirk: I was wondering if you had any ideas.
Jack Horner: I've got a few, but you tell me
Dirk: Well, my idea was, y'know, I want a name I want it so it can cut glass, y'know, razor sharp.
Jack Horner: Tell me.
Dirk: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler."

Thank you, your honor. With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

This is stupid. Go cool off, get laid, do something, come back when you're ready to talk.

Cameron

Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!

Mr. Freeze

Edward Vanderman Jr.: Try to remember - I'm your son.
Leonard Wilhern: That's exactly what I'm trying to forget!

Raoul Duke: Yeah. Hi there! My name... is, uh, Raoul Duke. I'm on the list, that's for sure. Here to cover the race. I have my attorney... with me, and I realize that his name is not on that list, but we must have that suite! What's the score here? What's next?
Frog-Eyed Woman: Your suite isn't ready yet. But someone was looking for you...

Nobody fucks with Chest and Brock!

Reed Rothchild

Agent Lacey: You are entering into the most dangerous country on earth. Kim Jong-un’s people believe anything he tells them including that he can speak to dolphins or he doesn’t urinate and defecate.
David Skylark: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re telling me my man doesn’t pee or poop?
Aaron Rapoport: Everybody pees and poops. Where would it go otherwise? He’d explode.
David Skylark: But he does talk to dolphins?
Agent Lacey: [sighs]

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Sidney Prescott: How do you gut someone?
Stu: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.
Billy: Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag.

You and I share a secret. We know how easy it is to kill someone. That ultimate taboo. It doesn't exist outside our own minds.

Finch

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