Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.

Johnny Storm

Stonebanks: What about The Hague, huh?
Barney Ross: I am The Hague.

It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.

Pippin

Frank Drebin: Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.
Guard: Yeah, and I'm Robert De Niro.
Frank Drebin: Mr. De Niro, we got to get inside.

John Coffey: There's lotsa people here that hate me, lots. I can feel it. It's like bees stingin' me.
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Well feel how we feel then. We don't hate you. Can you feel that?

[to Mini Me] I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

Fat Bastard

Primrose Everdeen: You saved my life. You gave me a chance.
Katniss Everdeen: Yes, to live.
Primrose Everdeen: No, to do something.

[after Janiro fight] He ain't pretty no more.

Tommy Como

It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.

Graham

Reporter: Your dad played at Permian. What's it like to be the son of a local legend?
Don Billingsley: Next question.

Imperator Furiosa: You never gonna have a better chance.
Max Rockatansky: At what?
Imperator Furiosa: Redemption.

Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

Steve Zissou

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