You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' mother (expletive). You will be going in as undercover high school students.

Captain Dickson

Lynn Sear: Where is she?
Cole Sear: Standing next to my window.
Lynn Sear: Cole, you're scaring me.
Cole Sear: They scare me too sometimes.
Lynn Sear: They?
Cole Sear: Ghosts.

Cher: Lucy, the fire department called again. They said we need to clear out that bush. You said you'd get Jose to do it.
Lucy: He your gardener, I don't know why you no tell him.
Cher: Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.
Lucy: I NOT A MEXICAN.

Alec Trevelyan: [hanging from his foot held by Bond's hands] For England, James?
James Bond: No. For me.

She's gone. And the present is trivia, which I scribble down as fucking notes.

Leonard Shelby

We started this magazine, 'American Bitch'. It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.

Christy Cummings

I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!

Franz Liebkind

Hey kid, say hi to your grandma for me.

Biff Tannen

Hannah: Are you trying to kill me?
Selena: No, sweetheart. I'm making you not care. Okay?

Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!

Princess Vespa

Andrew Largeman: It looks nice in here.
Gideon Largeman: Yeah, we've been doing some work to the place.
Andrew Largeman: Really?
Gideon Largeman: No, I don't know why I just said that.

Palmer Joss: What are you studying up there?
Ellie Arroway: Oh, the usual. Nebulae, quasars, pulsars, stuff like that. What are you writing?
Palmer Joss: The usual. Nouns, adverbs, adjective here and there.

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