You'll play basketball my way. My way is hard.

Coach Don Haskins

Erica Barry: Ahh!
Harry: [Seeing Erica] Oh!! Oh.
Erica Barry: No! STOP!
Harry: OH! OOH!
Erica Barry: [hides behind door] AAHH! STOP!
Harry: [covers his eyes] Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, God... am I sorry.
Erica Barry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Harry: I'm sorry! I didn't see anything... Just your tits.

The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.

Gordon

Robert Langdon: It's an old wives' tale.
Sir Leigh Teabing: The original one, in fact!

Leopard Seal: Come here, sausage. I take you with ketchup!
Ramón: Yeah, but first you gotta catch up!

Henri Ducard: Have you finally learned to do what is necessary?
Bruce Wayne: I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.

It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Jane Aubrey: So, when you're away, I'll live my life and you'll live yours. And none of this stupid bullshit "why didn't you call me?" crap. And "what you do when you're not with me has nothing to do with me" and vice versa. No questions asked, no worrying, no obsessing.
Billy Chapel: That sounded perfect.

Dorothy: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Tin Woodsman: Mm, we might.
Scarecrow: Animals that eat... s-traw?
Tin Woodsman: Some, but mostly lions, and tigers, and bears.
Dorothy: Lions?
Scarecrow: And tigers?
Tin Woodsman: And bears.

My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer and my personal favorite, yuppie Mephistopheles.

Heather Holloway

Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?

J. Jonah Jameson

The Chad... is stuck.

Chad

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