Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum.
Willy Wonka: Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Violet Beauregarde: What's so fab about it?
Willy Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.
Mr. Salt: Bull.
Willy Wonka: No, roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet.

Lt. Aldo Raine: I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. And you need to tell me right now.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazi's to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies.

John Beckwith: Hey, listen. What angle are you going to play here?
Jeremy Grey: I am going to go with the balloon animal display. For the kids. And then when she comes near, guess who is the broken man, haunted past? How about you?
John Beckwith: I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a charter member of Oprah's book club.
Jeremy Grey: It's all deadly.

Creedy: Why should I trust you?
V: Because it's the only way you're ever going to stop me!

I don't want any trouble.

Jim Stark

That's not testifying, that's filibustering.


Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

Laurel: You fuck this up, I'll kill you!
Jerry Maguire: I'm glad we had this talk.

Jane Burns: If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
Dan Burns: But if I let you, you might not live.

I have a slight inferiority complex.

James Bond

Oh and Marty, be careful around that Griff character, he's got a few short circuits. In his bionic implants.


Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.

Barry Badrinath

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