Gubmint do take a bite, don't she?Payroll Cashier
[Vernon catches Bender playing basketball]
Bender: Don't you want to hear my excuse?
Richard Vernon: Out.
Bender: I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.
Isaak: He's a lot shorter than I thought.
Trish: [Laughs] Oh, Daddy.
Isaak: He's just a little guy.
Paul Edgecomb: You let him get past you.
Dean Stanton: No I did not.
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Three grown men... outsmarted by a mouse.
He ain't all there, is he?'Dirty Steve' Stevens
I am The Napster.Lyle
Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.
Oh, I see, young people in love are never hungry.Danker
Burma's a warzone.John J. Rambo
Four turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?Vernon Fenwick
Volunteer Bimbo: You're the coolest role-model a young person could have!
The Penguin: And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Joey: Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.