Gubmint do take a bite, don't she?

Payroll Cashier

[Vernon catches Bender playing basketball]
Bender: Don't you want to hear my excuse?
Richard Vernon: Out.
Bender: I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.

Isaak: He's a lot shorter than I thought.
Trish: [Laughs] Oh, Daddy.
Isaak: He's just a little guy.

Paul Edgecomb: You let him get past you.
Dean Stanton: No I did not.
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Three grown men... outsmarted by a mouse.

He ain't all there, is he?

'Dirty Steve' Stevens

I am The Napster.

Lyle

Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.

Oh, I see, young people in love are never hungry.

Danker

Burma's a warzone.

John J. Rambo

Four turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?

Vernon Fenwick

Volunteer Bimbo: You're the coolest role-model a young person could have!
The Penguin: And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.

Joey: Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

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