Wheeler: [sits down] What up, Ronnie?
Ronnie: I don't wanna take my pants off!
Wheeler: [stunned] What?
[From trailer] This was the last move in a master plan. A plan long in the making.Gandalf
Roger Thornhill: How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?
Eve Kendall: Lucky, I guess.
[jokingly referring to David's suspicions of him] ... Now, all I need is your credit card number...Elijah Price
Terry Leather: Why'd you pick Kev and me? You could've found better thieves.
Martine Love: Old times sake.
Archie: Your brother didn't bring you here this time, did he?
Archie: He's no idea?
Wanda: He doesn't have a clue.
Wanda: He's so dumb...
Wanda: ...he thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
Steve Rogers: (showing his shield to Peggy) "What do you think?"
(Peggy shoots the shield)
Peggy Carter: "Yes, I think it works."
Kristoff: You almost set me on fire!
Anna: But I didn't.
Young, young man. Did anyone ever tell you you look like a young prince out of the 'Arabian Nights'?Blanche DuBois
Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away.
Gertie: Like the dog catcher?
Elliot: But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.
I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!Jerry
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: The other day Crash called a woman's pu... pussy... um, well, you know how the hair is kind of in a V-shape?
Annie Savoy: Yes, I do.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.