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Central Intelligence Agency... Now, there's a contradiction in terms.
Capt. Bart Mancuso
Your fans never left you! The world hasn't forgotten!
Walter
Amy: [while drunk] Jeff used to play the trombone in high school.
Jeff: Thank you for sharing that with everyone.
Nick: How far back did we go? 2025!
Jacob: We went 10 years into the future.
Nick: Whoa, I'm distinguished.
Lou: I should shave this, right?
Jacob: F*** you for making me bald!
Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
Marla Singer: - instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?
Sybil Stone: He's gonna ask me for that ring...
Susannah Stone: Mom, *enough* about the ring.
I have to talk to your father about this game.
Dalton Russell
Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Jay
Dot: Where's that baby? Where's he at?
Glen: [smacks Dot on the ass] Go find him, honey!
Dot: [smacks Glen with her purse] Cut it out, Glen!
H.I.: [quietly] He's asleep right now.
Glen: [rubbing his jaw] Shit! I hope we didn't wake it!
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Don't toy with me, Doctor Jones! What is the point of all this?
Indiana Jones: If it's still magnetic, the metal in this gun powder should point the way.
Lightning: You got an iPad?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Nah, I got a regular couch.
[preparing to whip Little Jody] And the Lord said "The fear of ye, and the dread of ye, shall be on every beast of the Earth."
Big John Brittle
