Indiana Jones: Talk or you're dead! Dammit tell me! Tell me!
Kazim: If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!
Indiana Jones: Then we'll die!
Kazim: My soul is prepared how's yours?

Mrs. Fox: You know, you really are... fantastic.
Mr. Fox: I try.

Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.

Johnny Storm

He's a bastard, but he's still my father.

Lai

I want the warheads ready in an hour!

Destro

We'll throw away the TV. We'll perform Shakespeare in front of him.

Gil

Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!

Have you been selling big guns to bad people?

Jane Smith

[after shooting Barney] Come on, stand up. You'll feel better.

Stonebanks

Tom: Stay away from her.
Jake Taylor: Suck my dick.

Don't laugh! There's nothin' funny goin' on here!

Derek Vinyard

Baptism! You two're just dumber'n a bag of hammers.

Ulysses Everett McGill

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