How's your wife and my kids?Heywood
Simon: [talking to police on speaker] Well, is the ebony Samaritan there?
Zeus: You got a problem with ebony?
Simon: No, no. My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane. You interfered with a well-laid plan.
Zeus: Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.
[last lines, as the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags]
Bloat: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Gill: We did it!
Bloat: Now what?
Carol Connelly: Melvin, I'd rather not.
Melvin Udall: What does that got to do with it?
Carol Connelly: Funny, I thought it was a strong point.
I swear to God this has got be a joke.Samantha
I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear.Ad'har Ru'afo
Where would we be without our painful childhoods?Dr. Finch
This part of my life is called "internship."Christopher Gardner
Beaver #1: What you get for lunch?
Beaver #2: Wood. What you get?
Beaver #1: Wood. Wanna trade?
Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?
Edna Turnblad: Look at your hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel.
Penny Pingleton: But Miss Edna. Tracy's "flamboyant flip" is all the rage. Even Mrs. Kennedy, our First Lady, rats her hair.
Edna Turnblad: But Tracy's no First Lady is she? No siree. She is a... hairhopper.
I still sometimes dream that I'm the mother of your children. I wanted her to die.Susannah