I don't train girls.Frankie Dunn
We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us.BR
Delilah Fitzgerald: Are you still goin' to kill those men?
Will Munny: I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
Delilah Fitzgerald: Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
Will Munny: What?
Delilah Fitzgerald: You know, free ones.
If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead.Mr. Earl Brooks
Dan: Do you have any children?
Dan: Would you like some?
Anna: Yes, but not today.
This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!Deputy Fallon
Get out of here! Run! Someone's coming! Hide! Hey! Holly.Kit Carruthers
You could always get the truth from Tommy. That was one of his major weaknesses. He never told lies, he never took drugs, and he never cheated on anyone.Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
Teen #1: How about a nickel bag?
Jay: Fifteen bucks, lit-tle man. Put that shit in my hand. Nong nong nonga nonga nong nong.
Teen #1: [to Teen #2] He likes to sing.
It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.John Hammond
"I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."Lou [on phone to an escort service]
Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.Tommy