Nurse: Have you ever levitated a nurse before?
Uncle Hendrick: Yes, but that's a very long story.

We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured havin' a critter was the next logical step.

H.I.

Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.

Mike

You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

Tony Montana

Have you seen my baseball?

Warren

[after Butch blows train to pieces] Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Sundance Kid

Isaac Davis: Chapter One. He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion. Eh uh, no, make that he, he romanticized it all out of proportion. Better. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin. Uh, no, let me start this over.
Isaac Davis: Chapter One
Isaac Davis: Chapter One
Isaac Davis: Chapter One
Isaac Davis: Chapter One. He was as tough and romantic as the city he loved. Behind his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat. Oh, I love this. New York was his town, and it always would be.

Charlotte: That was the worst lunch.
Bob: So bad. What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?

Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life!

Sam Witwicky

My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.

Shelley

Cab Driver: This shitty enough for ya?
Prince Akeem: Yes, this will be fine.

Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?

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