Kevin Lomax: Is this a test?
Pam: Isn't everything?

Alonzo Harris: All right, when's the last time you did a felony stop?
Jake Hoyt: Uh, couple weeks ago?
Alonzo Harris: Good, you need practice.
Jake Hoyt: They look like college kids.
Alonzo Harris: They're gonna get their education today. I don't want the Brady Bunch grabbin' glass. You take the back, I'll take the front.

Hey, hey, Terminal Entertainment? This is a crime scene, all right?

Detective Wallace

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

Gigi

I love you, baby. I'm so proud of you.

Aretha Robinson

Jensen: So what about the other drivers?
Machine-Gun Joe: It's kill or be killed.
Jensen: I can see the appeal.

Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy shit. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here!
Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?

Thorin Oakenshield: Fili, don't be a fool. You belong with the Company.
Fili: I belong with my brother!

Oh, I love the fuck out of this song!

Tallahassee

I like it here. It's a quiet place. You've got the right idea, Nell. You live with people, you get problems. First they screw you up, then they leave you, right?

Jerry

Andy Sachs: What if I don't want this?
Miranda Priestly: Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*.

I love you... I have a condom.

Matt

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