I should have known Osborn wouldn't have the guts to finish you.

Dr. Otto Octavius

Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.

I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin’ to shish kebab your ass.

Xerxes

[after Mike's secret is revealed at the dinner table]
Troy: I think I should probably go.
Terry: No. I think you need to stay. We'll probably need some law enforcement up in here.

[after Paul thanks him for shooting footage of the genocide] I think if people see this footage, they'll say Oh, my God, that's horrible. And then they'll go on eating their dinners.

Jack

I think, Sebastian, therefore I am.

Pris

I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number.

B.O.B.

H.I.: I think the wife and me are splitting up. Her point is that we're both kind of selfish and unrealistic, so we're not really good for each other.
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Well, ma'am, I don't know much, but I do know human beings. You brought back my boy, so you must have your good points, too. I sure hate to think of Florence leaving me. I do love her so. You can go out the way you came in. Oh, and before you do another foolish thing like busting up, I suggest you sleep on it. At least for a night.

I think you're shagedelic baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!

Austin Powers

I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

Michael Bolton

I told you to put one in his brain, not in his stinkin' face!

Tic-Tac

I wanna hurt the man, Malone. You hear me? I wanna start taking the battle to him. I wanna hurt Capone!

Ness

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