Brutus "Brutal" Howell: He's enormous!
Paul Edgecomb: Can't be bigger than you.

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts!

C.D. Bales

Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.

Annie Reed

Andrew Beckett: Do you like opera?
Joe Miller: I'm not that familiar with opera.
Andrew Beckett: This is my favorite aria. This is Maria Callas. This is "Andrea Chenier", Umberto Giordano. This is Madeleine. She's saying how during the French Revolution, a mob set fire to her house, and her mother died... saving her. "Look, the place that cradled me is burning." Can you hear the heartache in her voice? Can you feel it, Joe? In come the strings, and it changes everything. The music fills with a hope, and that'll change again. Listen... listen..."I bring sorrow to those who love me." Oh, that single cello! "It was during this sorrow that love came to me." A voice filled with harmony. It says, "Live still, I am life. Heaven is in your eyes. Is everything around you just the blood and mud? I am divine. I am oblivion. I am the god... that comes down from the heavens, and makes of the Earth a heaven. I am love!... I am love."

Gentlemen, your work today has been outstanding and I intend to recommend you all for promotion... in whatever fleet we end up serving.


[about Tatooine] If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.


Thelma Dickerson: [with cliff in front of them and cops behind] Okay, then listen; let's not get caught.
Louise Sawyer: What're you talkin' about?
Thelma Dickerson: Let's keep goin'!
Louise Sawyer: What d'you mean?
Thelma Dickerson: [nods] ... Go.
Louise Sawyer: You sure?
Thelma Dickerson: Yeah.

A hobby should pass the time, not fill it.

Norman Bates

You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!


Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!

Dawn Campbell

I was thinking how a man could spend thirty years in prison, and come out and forgive the men who did it to him...

Francois Pienaar

If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em!


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