We may not be gods. But we do what people say can't be done, we hope when there isn't any... whatever odds we face, we prevail.

Andromeda

Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

Koop: [on the phone] Are your legs open, you filthy little harlot?
Lulu: Is that you Koop?
Koop: Oh fuck, shit, sorry Lulu. Yeah, is Nina there please? Sorry. [mouths] Fucking wanker.

Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Aw hell naw, I ain't steppin' foot in any type of aircraft
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Man up! Now get in there, we've gotta finish the escape! Man up and get in there!

Mike Dexter: Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right?
Jake: Girls that used to be in high school.
Mike Dexter: No, women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, women... women, bro. We are staring into the future here. And the future is women.

Creedy: Why should I trust you?
V: Because it's the only way you're ever going to stop me!

Jane Smith: Any last words?
John Smith: The new curtains are hideous.

Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

Walter Sobchak

MacGregor: We heard about what was happenin' and didn't want you "Amadans" to have all the fun.
William Wallace: Some of us are in this; the rest of you, go home.
MacGregor: Go home to what? Our houses and farms burned when the English garrison comes down from the castle? And you know they will!

At least he is not a book burner, you Nazi cow.

Annie Kinsella

If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

Narrator

If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

William H. Bonney

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