Nigel Boswell/Agent 006: Boswell. Nigel Boswell. 006. You know what that means?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Of course! It means you are one away from the big time.

I won't bite... hard.

Austin Powers

You did everything penguinly possible.

Ramón

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward Lewis: Not if you expect me to answer.

Oh, Pickering, for God's sake stop being dashed and do something!

Professor Henry Higgins

I am the father of this nation, Nicholas. And you have most... grossly... offended your father.

Idi Amin

Seth: I drew dicks.
Evan: Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes, like a man dick.
Evan: That's supergay.

Dogfood?

Charlie the Cook

[to Diaval] Into a dragon!

Maleficent

James Bond: I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia Trench: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...?
James Bond: Bond. James Bond.

John Nash: Hello, Martin.
Martin Hansen: Jesus Christ.
John Nash: No. I don't have that one. My savior complex takes a different form.

[Looking over an inadequate contract]
Jerry Maguire: I'll go back to them.
Marcee Tidwell: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?

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