That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.Walter Sobchak
[to the Avengers] I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.Ultron
What really matters is what you believe.Robert Langdon
[sees Shrek naked] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!Donkey
Sylvia: Please take me home.
Will: I can't do that.
Will: You're keeping me alive.
Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that will work? Have you kissed other men who then plummented to their deaths?Maxwell Smart
She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.Herman Blume
The magic is unsanitary!Tibby
[Sin LaSalle and the DubMD's are standing in front of Chili Palmer's Insight]
Sin LaSalle: Well, imagine the odds, me and my crew was just out getting' some Mongolian barbecue and we stumble across your ol' weak ass ride.
Chili Palmer: Did you leave any food in Mongolia?
I'm fine! It turned, I'm green!Kale
Old Bishop: Pray that your years come swiftly, pray your beauty fades, so that you may better serve God.
Jocelyn: Oh and I do. I pray for it all the time.
[Looks up to God]
Jocelyn: Why God, did you curse me with this face?
Old Bishop: God's will has a purpose, though we may not understand it.
[Raises Holy Ring for Jocelyn to Kiss]
Jocelyn: [takes ring in hand and admires it] Oh how lovely!
Dan Dreiberg: I heard he'd been working for the government. Maybe it was a political killing.
Rorschach: Maybe someone's picking off costumed heroes.