Lynn Sear: Where is she?
Cole Sear: Standing next to my window.
Lynn Sear: Cole, you're scaring me.
Cole Sear: They scare me too sometimes.
Lynn Sear: They?
Cole Sear: Ghosts.

Cher: Lucy, the fire department called again. They said we need to clear out that bush. You said you'd get Jose to do it.
Lucy: He your gardener, I don't know why you no tell him.
Cher: Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.
Lucy: I NOT A MEXICAN.

Alec Trevelyan: [hanging from his foot held by Bond's hands] For England, James?
James Bond: No. For me.

I don't make love with them, I make love with Jan and I save him from dying.

Bess McNeill

Why the hell didn't we do that?

Raoul

That's life. If nothing else, its life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have.

Sam

She's gone. And the present is trivia, which I scribble down as fucking notes.

Leonard Shelby

We started this magazine, 'American Bitch'. It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.

Christy Cummings

Hey kid, say hi to your grandma for me.

Biff Tannen

Annie Wilkes: It's the swearing, Paul. It has no nobility.
Paul Sheldon: These are slum kids. I was a slum kid. Everybody talks like that.
Annie Wilkes: THEY DO NOT! At the feedstore do I say, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn"? At the bank do I say, "Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!" THERE, LOOK THERE, NOW SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?

Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!

Princess Vespa

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