Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back, is that it's located on my cock.
[heads for a door then stops] Oh... one other thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.Marty McFly
In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun.Louise Sawyer
Captain Dudley Smith: You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?
Bud White: In technicolor, sir.
Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?John McClane
I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.Jack Horner
I have nothing against cute. I just wish I could meet someone with half a brain this time.Roxanne Kowalski
Welcome to my nuclear family.Renard
I told you not to open the box.Sherlock Holmes
This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.Meg Swan
Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
Francis: It'd probably be annoying.