General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, no, I can't say I have.
Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.Elizabeth Halsey
Count Dooku: May I ask why a Jedi Knight is all the way out here on Geonosis?
Obi-Wan: I'm tracking a bounty hunter named Jango Fett. Do you know him?
Count Dooku: There are no bounty hunters here that I am aware of. The Geonosians don't trust them.
Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.
Sheryl: [after Frank's suicide attempt] I'm so glad you're still here.
Frank: Well, that makes one of us.
Did you guys ever WATCH the show?Guy Fleegman
John Clasky: They should name a gender after you.
John Clasky: Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense.
John Clasky: And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything.
John Clasky: And all of that and you're you.
John Clasky: It's just that you are drop dead crazy gorgeous.
John Clasky: So much so, that I'm actually considering looking at you again before we finish up here.
Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit card?
Donnie Azoff: A rich one.
Dr. Evil: [deep voice] Austin, I'm your father.
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I can't back that up.
Austin: Right. Idiot, yes.
Harry Potter can kiss my ass.Reid Garwin
I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!Short Round
He wouldn't listen to me if he was going deaf tomorrow.LaShawn Malone