Harvey Milk: Forty years old and I haven't done a thing that I'm proud of.
Scott Smith: You keep eating this cake, you're not going to make it to fifty.

Handle with care, fellas. I'm valuable property.

Roger Thornhill

Vesper? I do hope you gave your parents hell for that.

James Bond

Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!


Walter Neff: You'll be here too?
Phyllis: I guess so, I usually am.
Walter Neff: Same chair, same perfume, same anklet?
Phyllis: I wonder if I know what you mean.
Walter Neff: I wonder if you wonder.

I never thought my dad would be my best friend.


Mr. Morgan: I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough. But the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better... lunch meat, or whatever it is you white girls complain about, ask them WHY they can't buy a book written by a black man!
White Rastas: That's right mon!
Mr. Morgan: Don't even get me started on you two!
White Rastas: [Mumble to themselves]

Freakshow: What the hell are you doing with my wife?
Harold: Y-you said outside that we could have sex with her!
Kumar: Shit! Shit!
Freakshow: I most certainly did not!
Harold: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Did not!
Kumar: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Oh, no, I didn't.
Kumar: You did, you did.
Freakshow: You sure...?
Harold: You said it!
Freakshow: [laughing] My mistake! Well, since we're all here... How 'bout a four-some?

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here but it sounds better in French.

Jerry Mulligan

[to Sauron] You should have stayed dead.


Delia Surridge: Is it too late to ask for forgiveness?
V: Never.
Delia Surridge: I'm sorry.

Lou: Hey, Gil, our boys finally gonna win one game?
Gil: Way to be supportive, Lou.

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