Pieter: Please just retire.
Beca: Did your accents get thicker? Is that like an intimidation thing cause World War II!

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Do you want to win the War on Terror? Yes or no?

Senator Jasper Irving

Smiles: Yeah, they wanted me to fix my teeth.
Jenny Kido: I like you teeth!
Smiles: Thanks, I like your accent.
Jenny Kido: What accent?
Smiles: That accent you got... You have an accent.

Operation Stupid is officially over!

Ronnie

Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

Thelma

Kumar: How are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris: What are you talking about?
Harold: We saw you get shot, remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: You have to be more specific...
Kumar: In that whore house?
Harold: In Texas?
Kumar: You branded a prostitute...
Harold: Remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh yeah...

Mary Jane Watson: [sees Peter Parker approach her] Oh... you.
Peter Parker: Listen, I'm sorry, but there was a disturbance.
Mary Jane Watson: I don't know you and I can't keep thinking about you. It's too painful.
Peter Parker: I've been reading poetry lately.
Mary Jane Watson: Whatever that means.
Peter Parker: Day by day he gazed upon her, Day by day he sighed with passion, Day by day...
Mary Jane Watson: [Interrupts Parker] Don't start.

It's not that I don't like you, I just don't like to eat with other people.

Danny

Helena Ayala: Who was on the phone?
Carlos Ayala: Oh that was Arnie. He won't be able to make it to the barbeque.

Lando: We're getting out of here.
C-3PO: I knew all along. Had to be a mistake.
Leia: Do you think that after what you did to Han that we're going to trust you?
Lando: I had no choice...
C-3PO: What are you doing? Trust him, trust him.

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