Gandalf: Dragon sickness is a malady that affects all of us.
Gandalf: Well, almost all of us.

Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?

Jane

Katniss Everdeen: What's with her teeth?
Haymitch Abernathy: She had them filed into fangs so she could rip people's throats out.
Peeta Mellark: She's committed, I'll give her that.

The police are here. I am with them. I am a police officer. I just want to talk with you. We know all about the hoax. We already took some of your friends downtown in a paddy wagon. Just tell us your name and why you did it, and we'll give you the same deal we gave the others. Don't throw your life away, son.

Graham Hess

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Memphis: Still looking amazing.
Sway: While you still look like a bible salesman.
Memphis: You're healed.

Richard Ripley: Are those my suits?
Maurice "Snoopy" Miller: Nah, these are MY suits!

I got a boy. Eight months old. Smiles a lot.

Jack Twist

I need high cellings

Deirdre Burroughs

It isn't that I'm sorry I killed them; it's that I'm sorry I killed them badly.

Frank Falenczyk

This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

Chris McConnell: What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist.
C.D. Bales: Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist.

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