In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.


William: Where will we live? In my hovel? With the pigs inside during the winter so they won't freeze?
Jocelyn: Yes, William. With the pigs.

Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

Raoul Duke

Everett Flatch: You think #22's gonna take their last shot, Dad?
Wilbur 'Shooter' Flatch: Yeah, probably... they been pickin' low all night. Rade, let yourself get taken out! Uh, Buddy, drop down and take his place! Close that lane!

My mother committed these murders during an exorcism.

Isabella Rossi

Frank Falenczyk: Are you pregnant?
Laurel Pearson: No! Unless you put something in my egg-roll. And then put the egg-roll in my...

Jessica: I'm gonna deal with you later!
Maggie: You might wanna deal with that hair first, because it looks like shit.

Wayne Campbell: Well, that's all the time we had for our movie. We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an underlying revisionist conceit that bullied the films emotional attachments to the subject matter.
Garth Algar: I just hoped you didn't think it sucked.

There are things I’ve done in my life but I was always ready to face the consequences, to protect my family.

Bryan Mills

It's a three year contract, with a confidentiality clause. Bulletproof, retroactive. Because, with everything that you know about people at this place, it's a little unnerving when you march in here and ask for 80,000 dollars.

Barry Grissom

Nobody ever lies about being lonely.

Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt

If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.

Reese Feldman

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