Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!

Linus Caldwell

Mankind is not evil, just... uninformed.

Prof. Charles Francis Xavier

Oh, Wilbur... don't you know what you've already done? You made me your friend and in doing so, you made a spider beautiful to everyone in that barn...

Charlotte A. Cavatica

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

Before we start, I'd just like to say the campers you're about to see suck dick! But nevertheless, please welcome them.


Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?
Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done!
[walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]
Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.

Aldous Snow: We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green: Brunette.
Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.

Today, five people will become one, with the goal of surviving.


You're just like your mother, a big heart but simple. You cannot help me, I need someone smart, and if you were smart you would know that you are dumb.

Miguel Ernesto

Mr. Fox: [looking at an electric fence] Huh. This could be difficult.
Squirrel: It's fatal for humans, but we got enough fur to keep the voltage from getting to us. Let's go!

Carl Denham: Ann, I'm not that kind of person.
Ann Darrow: Oh really, then what kind of person are you Mr.Denham?
Carl Denham: I'm someone you can trust, I'm a movie producer.

The only way Borden's going to disappear is if I leave him out there with the other inmates.

Sullen Warder

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