Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?

Jack: Speak for yourself. I get chicks lookin' at me all the time. All ages. Dudes too.
Miles Raymond: Well, it's not worth it. You pay too big a price. It's never free.
Jack: You need to get laid, Miles. You know what? That's going to be my best man gift to you this week. I'm gonna get you laid.
Miles Raymond: Wonderful.
Jack: I'm not gonna get you a gift certificate or a pen knife or any of that other horse shit.
Miles Raymond: I'd rather have a knife.

There are rich teams, and there are poor teams. Then there's 50 feet of crap. And then there's us.

Billy Beane

[gleefully] Rome wasn't burned in a night.

Joe

Prince Edward: Have you any last words?
Robert: You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words.

Don't you get it? You're a rat in a maze.
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George Noyce

Darth Vader: Your destiny lies with me Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true.
Luke: No...

Paul Edgecomb: What do you want me to do John? I'll do it. You want me to let you walk out of here and see how far you get?
John Coffey: Now why would you want to do a foolish thing like that?
Paul Edgecomb: When I die and I stand before God awaiting judgment and he asks me why I let one of HIS miracles die, what am I gonna say, that it was my job?

Hold you fire. Stop shooting, godammit!

Stephen

[Inside the whale] I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!

Marlin

Thomas: What the hell are you doing here?
Carter Chambers: Fighting for my life. You?

And now in his seventh All Star appearance, Isiah Thomas!

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