[while waiting on a very tardy psychic] You would he'd be able to predict that the traffic is going to be bad.

Micah

Nicky: How's Momo these days anyway?
Chili Palmer: Dead.

What is it called when you almost win? Oh yeah yeah yeah...losing.

Buck Weston

I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you're better than this.

Matthew

Danny: There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred and sixty million dollars behind this door.
Linus: Let's get him out.

Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler's?

Narrator

Carl Showalter: Okay, here're the keys to my truck. I'm taking the car right now and gettin' out of here.
Gaer Grimsrud: We split that.
Carl Showalter: How the fuck do you split a car, you dummy? With a fucking chainsaw?

Derek Smalls: [on the phone] Isn't there a law against this sort of thing? Surely you can't just buy a full page ad in the music papers and publish your divorce demands.
[pause]
Derek Smalls: What do you mean 'I paid for it'?
[pause]
Derek Smalls: Joint account! Fuck! Can't we just have her killed? You know people.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.

Ferris Bueller

Imagine if you suddenly learned that the people, the places, the moments most important to you were not gone, not dead, but worse, had never been. What kind of hell would that be?

Dr. Rosen

Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.

Miranda Priestly

Kai: We got a tip this place is going to get hit.
Kung: When?
Kai: Right now.

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