Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.Max Fischer
Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?Biff Tannen
Corporal Upham: Uh, Caparzo, right?
Private Caparzo: Hey Corporal, drop dead! And another thing, whenever you salute the Captain you make him an open target for the Germans so don't do it, especially when I'm standing near him!
In some countries, my hair is considered currency.General George Armstrong Custer
Kevin: What's up?
Janis: Can I help you?
Kevin: You Puerto Rican?
Kevin: I feel that.
Natalie: Get rid of Dodd for me. Kill him. I'll pay you.
Leonard Shelby: Are you crazy? I'm not gonna kill someone for money.
Natalie: What then? Love? What would you kill for? You'd kill for your wife, wouldn't you?
Leonard Shelby: That's different!
Natalie: Not to me, I wasn't fucking married to her!
Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime!Auric Goldfinger
[narrating, last lines] The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. If you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some 25-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?Ace Rothstein
What I want to know is how we're going to stay alive this winter.Gromeko
Come back here, so that I may brain thee!Chip Douglas
You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!Chon Wang
Nurse: This place cannot fight evil with guns.
Sam Childers: Why don't you fight evil in this place your way, and I'll let me fight it mine.