Harvey Milk: Forty years old and I haven't done a thing that I'm proud of.
Scott Smith: You keep eating this cake, you're not going to make it to fifty.

I just wanna live, Lee. I just want a normal happy life. I don't know why you did this.


Vesper? I do hope you gave your parents hell for that.

James Bond

Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!


I never thought my dad would be my best friend.


Mr. Morgan: I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough. But the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better... lunch meat, or whatever it is you white girls complain about, ask them WHY they can't buy a book written by a black man!
White Rastas: That's right mon!
Mr. Morgan: Don't even get me started on you two!
White Rastas: [Mumble to themselves]

Rachel Keller: He watched the tape.
Noah: Who? Who watched it?
Rachel Keller: Our son.

Still crazy fucking Joey.

Carl Fogaty

Freakshow: What the hell are you doing with my wife?
Harold: Y-you said outside that we could have sex with her!
Kumar: Shit! Shit!
Freakshow: I most certainly did not!
Harold: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Did not!
Kumar: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Oh, no, I didn't.
Kumar: You did, you did.
Freakshow: You sure...?
Harold: You said it!
Freakshow: [laughing] My mistake! Well, since we're all here... How 'bout a four-some?

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here but it sounds better in French.

Jerry Mulligan

[to Sauron] You should have stayed dead.


Delia Surridge: Is it too late to ask for forgiveness?
V: Never.
Delia Surridge: I'm sorry.

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