Maggie Fitzgerald: We're flying?
Frankie Dunn: Would you rather drive?
Maggie Fitzgerald: You're askin' me?
Frankie Dunn: Would you rather fly or would you rather drive?
Maggie Fitzgerald: So, I finally get to decide something?
Frankie Dunn: That's what I'm saying.
Maggie Fitzgerald: Fine. Fly there, drive back.
Frankie Dunn: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard of. How the hell we gonna do that?
Maggie Fitzgerald: You said it was up to me.

Sweetie, get my alien gun!

Cade Yeager

You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you'

Peter Bretter

Baby John: Hey... you gotta handkerchief first?
A-Rab: What's wrong with your sleeve?

Charlie Townsend: Women are always under the impression that men love them more that they really do.
Kitty Fane: I wouldn't delude myself for a second that you were in love with me.
Charlie Townsend: Now there you're wrong.

And we're gonna start a revolution ok? And You're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass!

Dewey Finn

Gloria Cleary: You're really talented.
Jeremy Grey: I can go on all day. Last week I made, to scale, a balloon model of Wrigley Field. I don't have anywhere to put it.
Gloria Cleary: I'll have a sports car.
Jeremy Grey: How about a dance?
Gloria Cleary: That's what I really wanted.

No. NO. NO! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love!

Kenny

Indiana Jones: Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready!
[Henry turns around, gets gun ready]
Indiana Jones: 11 o'clock!
Professor Henry Jones: What happens at 11 o'clock?

Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.

Alvy Singer

Sammy Jankis wrote himself endless notes. But he'd get mixed up. I've got a more graceful solution to the memory problem. I'm disciplined and organized. I use habit and routine to make my life possible. Sammy had no drive. No reason to make it work.

Leonard Shelby

You're sitting on a winning lottery ticket and you're too big of a pussy to cash it in.

Chuckie

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