Kip: So, how long are we takin' about workin'?
Uncle Rico: What? Are you? you're already losing your steam?
Kip: No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all.
Kip: All right.
Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room?
Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. I don't know.
Uncle Rico: You... you? you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window.

Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

You said to write about what disturbs me, particularly if it bothers no one else.

Eugenia 'Skeeter' Phelan

Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: You would too... if you were a man.

You know, you could stay forever, if you want to. There's one tiny thing we have to do first...

Mother

Barney Ross: Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo: But it's only June...
Barney Ross: Galgo, get out of the seat!

Some people just don't understand boundaries.

Puss in Boots

Holy shit, he fight clubbed himself! We have a fight clubber!

Kurt Buckman

Dr. Charles Nichols: Richard, I'm in the middle of this speech!
Dr. Richard Kimble: You almost got away with it, didn't you? I know all about it. I can prove it.
Dr. Charles Nichols: Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Richard doesn't feel well. So, if you will go on with your dessert and coffee, I'll be right back. Richard, would you care to...
Dr. Richard Kimble: You switched the samples! You switched the samples after Lenz died!

Drycoff: Are you alright?
Bashed Cop: I think so...
Drycoff: Are you sure? 'Cause, you just went through a wall.

Vickie: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?
Lelaina: Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something.
Vickie: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.

Neo: One way or another, I'm getting on this train.
Trainman: You don't get it. I built this place. Down here I make the rules. Down here *I* make the threats.
[the Trainman punches Neo, sending him flying back into the wall]
Trainman: Down here... I'm God.

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