Dale Denton: Yeah, except if you're a dick your whole life, you're going to come back as shit. Or a slug or a fuckin' anal bead. But if you do something heroic, then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or fuckin' Jude Law. Now which would you rather be, an anal bead or a dragon?
Red: Mmm... probably the anal bead... depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: It belongs to me.
[on the phone] We know that you know, Mr. Caul. For your own sake, don't get involved any further. We'll be listening to you.Martin Stett
[plays back recording of Harry playing saxophone]
Get your head up son.Major Emanuelle Stance
Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.Mike McDermott
Oh, this is too violent for me!Don Fanucci
I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war. We lived at the back, near Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, Yodelay, Yodelay, Yodelay-WHO ARE YOU!?!Franz Liebkind
The only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it.Roy Hobbs
Goonies never say die!Mikey
[regarding James Bond] Everything he touches withers and dies.Dominic Greene
She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.Herman Blume
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?Dark Helmet
Ricky Lipman: I am *not* going to let you hurt Janey again. Okay? Besides, I love her.
Jake: Well, so do I.
Ricky Lipman: [slight pause] Yes, but I'm the best friend, and I have been in front of her face the whole time, and she just... hasn't really realized it yet, but she will.
Jake: Well, I'm the reformed cool guy, who's learned the error of his ways. She's gonna forgive me for my mistakes, and realize that I really love her.
Ricky Lipman: [pause] Dammit, that's true.