Holden: Oh my God. Who are you, Larry fucking Flynt? What are you going to do with all of those?
Banky Edwards: Read the articles. What do you think I'm going to do with them? They're stroke books, stupid!
Holden: You've got like 30 books there! We're only going to be gone for two days!
Banky Edwards: Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes ... not often, but sometimes ... I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
Mr. McPhee: Oh, haha - look at me, the comedy night guard. Do you want to get into a battle of humor? Do you?
Larry: Um, no. No I don't want to get into a battle of humor.
Mr. McPhee: That's right, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn, is there?
Any choice is better than Spain!Queen Marie
Skinhead: [throws Marty in the trunk of a car] That's for messing up my hair!
Band Member: What the hell you doing to my car?
3-D: Hey, beat it, Spook. This don't concern you.
Marvin Berry: [four additional band members get out of the car] Who you calling "Spook", Peckerwood?
Skinhead: Hey, hey, listen, guys. Look, I don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay?
Marvin Berry: Get home to your mama, boy.
3-D: Biff, help!
[the band members chase the boys]
But I just think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?SofÃa
Watch your six! Raptors got a new alpha!Owen
[when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.Reid Garwin
Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?Carol Connelly
Remember Sammy Jankis.Leonard Shelby
Charlie don't surf!Kilgore
Hutch: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?
Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.
Hutch: Good, cause I'll take anything.
Reverend Cleophus James: Praise God!
Elwood: And God bless the United States of America!