President Thomas Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat do you?

Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car.

Charlie Tweeder

[narrating] Well, it wasn't long before what I was afraid was gonna happened, happen. Nicky managed to get himself banned from every casino in Las Vegas, and from then on i couldn't be seen anywhere near him.

Ace Rothstein

I want targets. Do your fucking jobs. Bring me people to kill.


[to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.

The Bowler

If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then, guess what? No more opera! An art form has died. If opera goes away, we're fucked!


Chuck Porter: You know what they say about blind prostitutes?
Chuck Porter: You have to hand it to them!

Nathaniel: Sire, do you... like yourself?
Prince Edward: What's not to like?

Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!


And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.


Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.

Coach Gary Gaines: Everything all right?
John Aubrey: Everything's going to be just fine. Everything's all right as long as we win state.
Coach Gary Gaines: Or what?

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