Terry Leather: Why'd you pick Kev and me? You could've found better thieves.
Martine Love: Old times sake.

They probably sit around on the floor with wine and cheese, and mispronounce allegorical and didacticism.

Isaac Davis

Vernon Fenwick: So they're aliens?
April O'Neil: No, that's stupid. They're turtles.
Bernadette Thompson: Is there anything else we should know about them?
April O'Neil: They're ninjas.

Extra Cheese is two dollars.

Sal

Rachel Rose: Oh my God! The Iraqi defense minister just committed suicide!
Rabbi Jake Schram: Ooh! Is that bad or good?

[in passing a player in the locker room exposed in all his manhood] Don't stiffen on me.

Christina Pagniacci

Looks like I chose the wrong day to quit snorting hash.

Denny

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Will that be all, Mr. Stark?
Tony Stark: Yes, that will be all, Miss. Potts.

All my life I could do anything. I could do anything, really. Except the one thing I wanted.

Kitty

My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Borat

Kasey: Courtney'll get captain. The guys like touching her butt.
Darcy: Yeah, she's got a lot to hang on to. What's the plural for 'butt'? On one person, I mean.
Carver: She puts the "ass" in "massive."
Darcy: You put the "lewd" in "deluded."

Sharpay Evans: [after falling in the pool and in an angry voice] What are you doing here?
Gabriella Montez: I'm your new lifeguard.

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