I have this condition.

Leonard Shelby

I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.

General Aladeen

Kevin Lomax: In the Bible you lose. We're destined to lose dad.
John Milton: Well consider the source son.

Fenster: I don't know anything about no fuckin? truck.
Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.
Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

[voiceover] The horror... the horror...


Can we lock up and get drunk now?


Satin lives.

James Brennan

Teddy: What do you see when you look at me?
Robert McCall: What do you see when you look at me?

[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"


Saavik: Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical.
Kirk: We learn by doing.

Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.


Have you lost your marbles?


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