I have this condition.Leonard Shelby
I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.General Aladeen
Kevin Lomax: In the Bible you lose. We're destined to lose dad.
John Milton: Well consider the source son.
Fenster: I don't know anything about no fuckin? truck.
Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.
Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?
[voiceover] The horror... the horror...Kurtz
Can we lock up and get drunk now?Eddie
Satin lives.James Brennan
Teddy: What do you see when you look at me?
Robert McCall: What do you see when you look at me?
[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"Michael
Saavik: Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical.
Kirk: We learn by doing.
Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.Tom
Have you lost your marbles?Gustav