Buckingham Palace Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off!
Riley Poole: Uh-oh! God save the Queen!

Allie: Did you write that?
Duke: No, that was Walt Whitman.
Allie: I think I knew him...
Duke: I think you did too.

You're not there to party. We've already got ONE Hunter Thompson.

Ben Fong-Torres

Thomas: We get out now or we die trying.
Minho: You don't get it. We're already dead.

Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.

Scott Evil

[singing] Iced tea imported from England/Lifeguards imported from Spain/Towels imported from Turkey/And turkey imported from Maine.

Sharpay Evans

Colonel Sandurz: They must have hyperjets on that thing.
Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? A cuisinart?

[to Eli] That was one goddamn helluva show.

Plainview

You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?"

Bob

[last lines]
JB: Do not make a sound unless it's a masterpiece. Not a fuckin' sound.
KG: [farts] Thought I felt something.
JB: Let's hear that back.

Will someone please save these people from themselves!

Tony Blair

Welcome to the war.

Griffin

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