Nathan, Jr., accepts me for what I am! And I think you better had, too! You know I'm okay, you're okay! That there's what it is!

H.I.

Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts.

Frank

Burton Mercer: [speaking into radio] Hi, this is car um... What number are we?
Officer Mount: Five-five.
Burton Mercer: [to radio] Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!

[to his fellow wiseguys, after he punches a man who tries to expose him] Fuckin' asshole, he grabbed my cock!

Donnie Brasco

Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your assholes puckered.

Robert

Darth Sidious: The end of the war is near.
General Grievous: But the loss of Count Dooku?
Darth Sidious: His death was a necessary loss. Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.

Limbo is like New Jersey. You can see all the good stuff, you just have to get there.

Phil Webster

Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?

Jacob

Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face!
Kate Holbrook: I think it's good!
Angie Ostrowiski: It's not.

Terry: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
Danny: So I should put the towels back?
Terry: No, the towels you can keep.

Trinity: Is Neo okay?
Link: Okay? Shit, Morpheus, you should have seen him.
Morpheus: Where is he now?
[Link checks a computer]
Link: He's doin' his Superman thing.

Jack Wyatt: I'm going to be killed by a fictional character!
Uncle Arthur: Yes, you are.

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