[Studying Kimble's fake ID] Where you at, Desmondo?

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard

Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will fall into a sleep-like death!

Maleficent

I don't wanna control it. I wanna get rid of it.

Bruce Banner

Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

Ooops, no bullets. What do you think, I'm fucking stupid, Hans?

John McClane

What you need, is to have some fun.

Idi Amin

Agent Paxton: What's status?
Stanley Goodspeed: Status... is, they're dead. They're dead! It's just me and Mason, now he says he's leaving.
Agent Paxton: That is unacceptable, do you hear me? Unacceptable!
Stanley Goodspeed: Well, there's a problem sir, he's got a gun!
Agent Paxton: What do you have, a fuckin' water pistol?

Don't forget, I'm his father. You're just the guy who fucks his mom.

Nick Naylor

Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.

Chuckie

I like it. I like it big time!

Sonny Black

Don't be so hard on yourself, you got mad skills.

Randy Daytona

You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise.

Larry

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